Noun Informal
Crusty Gers - (derived from Greek: ῥεῦμα, Old Man Kelly-juice, a dried cum-like substance) is a filthy mucus-like discharge substance found on the eyes typically after sleep. It is thought to be contracted through contact with an elderly Kildare man who visits victims during their sleep
Crusty Gers - (derived from Greek: ῥεῦμα, Old Man Kelly-juice, a dried cum-like substance) is a filthy mucus-like discharge substance found on the eyes typically after sleep. It is thought to be contracted through contact with an elderly Kildare man who visits victims during their sleep
'Here, was old man Kelly here last night?'
-'Don't think so man, why?'
'I've just got the nastiest crusty gers in my eyes this morning, he must of got me while I was asleep!'
-'Don't think so man, why?'
'I've just got the nastiest crusty gers in my eyes this morning, he must of got me while I was asleep!'
by GersCrustInYourEyes October 30, 2013
Get the Crusty Gersmug. by Legendaryurbanchirps June 22, 2011
Get the Crusty Kumquatmug. A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.
by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009
Get the Crusty Morganmug. 1. One who is filthy, grimy, and fiends for an object(s); possesing a strong desire for drugs, money, any sort of vice or source of pleasure.
2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.
2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.
Child: Hey look at that guy over there; he is really strange.
Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.
Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.
by Phyllis Brownwood September 13, 2010
Get the Crusty Fiendmug. A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.
by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018
Get the Crusty Jebusmug. by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018
Get the Crusty carpetmug. A "crusty rudder," not to be confused with a Dutch rudder, describes the sexual act of a male squatting on a female and farting with enough force to produce an audible sound and send tremors through the female's face. In most cases the female contracts conjunctivitis.
Pharmasist: "Kirsten, how may I help you?"
Kirsten: "I need antibiotics for my conjunctivitis."
Pharmasist: "Oh dear! How did this happen, again!?"
Kirsten: "You know how Chris likes those crusty rudder sessions..."
Kirsten: "I need antibiotics for my conjunctivitis."
Pharmasist: "Oh dear! How did this happen, again!?"
Kirsten: "You know how Chris likes those crusty rudder sessions..."
by daniel wolff September 25, 2011
Get the Crusty ruddermug.