Crocker

Person who is described as, but not limited to a greasy haired, hunch backed homo with no social life or standing. Spends most of their time on the computer, giving them a pasty complection. Often the victim of chat room predators who enjoy taking nerdy little boys from behind.

Crocker found himself a 42 year old trucker from Iowa and he couldn't be happier.

by JesseB October 7, 2007

croaker

a croaker is a person with big lips and is always croakering.they give birth to lots of little croakerettes.the females have a tendency to hide chicken pieces and the cruet under their hats.

a croaker has fucking huge doggie bags.quomp nicking. loves jerk chicken.lips flapping in the wind like a kite.noses like a wizards sleeve.

by polly ploppicus March 26, 2009

crokemshire

Scottish-sounding golf slang meaning one-over-par, a.k.a. bogey.

Scorekeeper: Willie, what did you get on that hole?
Willie: Ach! Write me down for another crokemshire.

by DaveIROC-Z May 20, 2007

crocker shite

This is the definition for the song cannonball made by charlie masterman! It is a scottish saying and also means what a load of shit!

Hey tommy and paige that song is such a bit of crocker shite

by thomas holey October 1, 2011

croaking the frog

to grab your girlfriends twat so hard she groans

im gona start croaking the frog watch

by trilobite3 December 2, 2014

privileged penis craker

The title a feminist gives a straight white male

Original

Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!

by Big-Gay-Shaq-42069 June 17, 2018

Aunt Crocker

When doing a girl doggie style slam a rolling pin onto her lower back and proceed to roll it up her back and slam it into the back of her head.

I gave that nasty bitch a Aunt Crocker last night

by J.P.S Irish August 23, 2006