Creamy Kuzon

Creamy Kuzon is an internet phenomenon formed by a user having a laggy keyboard, which lead them to saying I'm going to make cream instead of cream soda.

Creamy Kuzon is soo creamy

by etherelqzz July 31, 2025

Creamy Dragon

When the person who is sucking dick hiccups…. the penis ejaculates through the nose.

I was blowing my roommates boyfriend. Karma is a bitch because it turned into a creamy dragon

by Qusquirt May 5, 2023

creamy cooler

When you cum on a girls face outside in the winter and it freezes on her face.

Or that gay shit you drink at your friend's cousin's fourteenth birthday party at their cottage.

Guy 1: Ayy lmao i just gave this bitch a creamy cooler
Guy 2: Ahh shit hopefully it melted off before she got frostbite

by VaginasAreGay November 15, 2017

Creamy Piss

A piss that is creamy(a piss that feels really good)

Boy, did I take a Creamy Piss

by Fast521 September 21, 2023

creamy pickle

A dick that has cum all over it

Omg did you see dillans creamy pickle

by How to chat hoes 101 January 13, 2017

Mr creamy testical

When a wild monke comes out of a forest and fights you wins by throwing a metal monke at your head and you drop your tennis ball and it blesses it for the fuckin Albuquerque gods and names it mr creamy testical

Oh no that monke came out of the forest and attacked me by throwing a metal monke and I dropped my tennis ball so the monke got the

fuckin Albuquerque gods and named the ball mr creamy testical

by anonymous May 22, 2022

Creamy Ottoman

Where by you, (A woman) are administering a blowjob to a man and as he ejaculates inside your mouth. You spit it back onto your palm and slap him in the face

Guy1: your girl gave me the creamy Ottoman

Guy2: what the fuck?

by W-7 February 9, 2024