Godly Crash

An individual who misses all there shots at a video game

You just pulled a Godly Crash

by John Bixby November 30, 2020

Crash money

When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.

My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.

I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.

by Mead's Mead December 1, 2020

Car crash pickup

When you see your crush driving in front of you and you want her number so bad that you deliberately cause a car crash. You’ll need her number for insurance purposes, so it’s a guaranteed way to get her number.

My crush won’t give me her number, so i did a car crash pickup and got it myself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 29, 2020

Crash

Crash is like the word dope, like when some cool shit happens, or just a free word to throw in

"Man, thats so fucking crash"

by Zee44 February 21, 2021

crash my chipper

a particularly large bowel movement, often brought on by a rapid change in weather

I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.

by crashedchipper March 11, 2021

Train Crash Syndrome

A gaming term.
Train crash syndrome is a effect where you make a single wrong decision, which throws you off and you end up spiraling downwards, ultimately culminating in you failing whatever it is you're trying to do, be it dying, losing a minigame, or running out of time.
Derived from how a crashing train proceeding gets worse as it goes on, as more cars derails and cause more damage.

Guy 1: Damnit, I got hit
*proceeds to fail level."
Guy 1: Argh! What the hell happened? I was doing so well.
Guy 2: That's just train crash syndrome my dude.

by A regular, ordinary toaster March 24, 2021

Food Crash

When you eat so much that you’re tired and fall asleep or fall asleep while eating

I ate so much yesterday that I had a food crash

by Your Local FBI Agent March 31, 2021