Cheeses Crackers! An exclamation to replace "Jesus Christ"
Cheeses Crackers may be used by atheist and vegans, but is not soley for use by these groups.
Cheeses Crackers may be used by atheist and vegans, but is not soley for use by these groups.
It costs how much? Cheeses Crackers that's a lot!
by Miss WithAnE August 24, 2010
by BobertPhillups August 05, 2007
An absurdly small penis.
by bazorky December 10, 2017
A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry. Sometimes used in a derogatory manner by colored people. However, the true Cracker is not offended- he takes pride in who he is and where he came from.
Some characteristics of the Florida Cracker:
1. Knows how to fish by instinct- was in to bass fishing before Bass Pro Shop existed.
2. Prefers to swim in a lake or creek, not a pool.
3. Knows what swamp cabbage is and how to cook it.
4. Takes his hat off whenever DIXIE or any Lynyrd Skynyrd song is played.
5. Liked NASCAR better when it wasn't on TV. (MRN)
6. Knows that cane syrup is what you eat on biscuits. Gravy is what you eat with squirrel and rice.
7. Doesn't mistake a gopher for a turtle.
8. Knows that Fla. women are the best there is.
9. Says the blessing before eating.
10. Knows how to get to Hog Valley, Yankeetown, Scrambletown, and Yeehaw Junction.
Some characteristics of the Florida Cracker:
1. Knows how to fish by instinct- was in to bass fishing before Bass Pro Shop existed.
2. Prefers to swim in a lake or creek, not a pool.
3. Knows what swamp cabbage is and how to cook it.
4. Takes his hat off whenever DIXIE or any Lynyrd Skynyrd song is played.
5. Liked NASCAR better when it wasn't on TV. (MRN)
6. Knows that cane syrup is what you eat on biscuits. Gravy is what you eat with squirrel and rice.
7. Doesn't mistake a gopher for a turtle.
8. Knows that Fla. women are the best there is.
9. Says the blessing before eating.
10. Knows how to get to Hog Valley, Yankeetown, Scrambletown, and Yeehaw Junction.
The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.
by The Last Rebel June 21, 2006
Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it
Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth
by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 09, 2007
To have permission from a white friend to use the word cracker. It’s similar to the n card except for white people
Rashmid: Yo evan, whasup my cracker!
Evan: Bro the fuck. that’s racist
Rashmid: Nah it’s good bro. I have the cracker pass from jeremy
Evan: Bro the fuck. that’s racist
Rashmid: Nah it’s good bro. I have the cracker pass from jeremy
by MothaFuckinG November 13, 2018