Counter-Goalie

A goalie who stands near at the opposing teams' goal; most likely because their teammates will pass it to them, which is a good spot to score.

Jack: "Pass me you fuckwit, I am counter-goaly(ing)."

Tariq: "Ok you ibn al sharmoota, here!"

Tariq passes to jack who is a counter-goalie

Jack scores it

Jack: "YEAH MADA FAKAS!"

by Najzi December 2, 2021

over-the-counter date

Getting aggressively fucked while being bent over the kitchen counter.

She showed interest in going on an over-the-counter date.

by Dantheman2286 November 25, 2023

Counter Sex

When your girlfriend cheats on you and as revenge you have sex with the guy in question.

"Dude my gf cheated on me with my brother."
"Man you should totally Counter Sex her."

by Terminalsicknessman March 5, 2017

Counterize

Striking back after you are attacked.

Liverpool under attack and now they’re on the counterize

by Mo4bobbi March 5, 2021

Counter Strike (CS)

Mixing Cocaine and Speed, and snort it from an iphone.

What's the menu today?
What about Counter Strike (CS)?
Sure, do you need a card?

by Zzigg November 23, 2021

counter strike trickshot

A thing that beginners can't do on Counterstrike. You have to master the game locations and find the perfect gun for you, which for a lot of snipers it's AWP, and master the trickshot, waiting until someone comes and jumping of your place, catching them off guard

Bro how do you do your counter strike trickshots?
You have to work, I worked 4500 hours for my trickshots, you have to have a good computer

by Papagei July 2, 2024

counter-raid

When a group or a solo player uses their ears and their brains, to profit off of idiots that don’t use suppressors

Hey Jerome, let’s go counter-raid these idiots.

by LuggMyNuggs March 18, 2023