An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.
"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."
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When you fumble to impress a bitch by comparing her to the nerdiest shit ever. Typically used by males with low sperm count, who use it as either an intimidation tactic, or a strange compliment. It's unknown what exactly it means, the name may be a pun of sounding like a rocket-shaped penis, this is supported by being accompanied by the phrase "blasting off" in some places, and has been the star of shitty fake home videos.
It's unknown why soyboys tend to use this word, as absolutely no one would find it attractive in any meaningful capacity, but many presumably try anyway. Early uses appeared on the incel site 4chan, the earliest source is an anon who completely unironically called himself "Doog, Harnesser of CosmicX, Blaster of Babes" but it is likely to have originated earlier.
Being called a CosmicX references the earlier half of this definition, meaning you have fumbled to impress someone by being just too nerdy.
It's unknown why soyboys tend to use this word, as absolutely no one would find it attractive in any meaningful capacity, but many presumably try anyway. Early uses appeared on the incel site 4chan, the earliest source is an anon who completely unironically called himself "Doog, Harnesser of CosmicX, Blaster of Babes" but it is likely to have originated earlier.
Being called a CosmicX references the earlier half of this definition, meaning you have fumbled to impress someone by being just too nerdy.
"Those boobs made me CosmicX, blasting off, if you know what i mean."
"What the fuck? Kyle was better!! I'm leaving you."
"What the fuck? Kyle was better!! I'm leaving you."
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He love to fuck minors and is a nazi general he is very hot and make people's cunt painful he is the brother of acta and enemy of gay beats
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