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Complement Poach

When someone steals another persons complement that wasn't directed at them.
Jack "Suzie you look nice today"
Jill "Thank you"
Jack "Jill don't complement poach"
by AskACapperDOTcom September 16, 2009
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Competitive Hand Waving

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.
Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.
by ToeJamboree February 18, 2010
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Comparend

International Ninonths Comparend Stressless.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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Comperstand

Definition 1: To ask someone to make you understand something. Most of the time something questionable or with no answer.

Definition 2: Asking someone if they understood or heard what you said.
Def 1- Guy 1: Can someone comperstand for me why the hell on beyblade they shoot beyblades from helicopters?
Guy 2: ...I dont know.

Def 2- Guy 1: Hey man can you get me a Dr. pepper?

Guy 2: Huh? What did you say?

Guy 1: Did you not comperstand me? I said to get me a Dr. pepper while youre up.

Guy 2: Oh ok.
by GutenTagFaust October 25, 2010
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Competitive Head

1) The act of giving head in a mind frame of being in a competition.

2) A term used to describe where rug burn like burns on the shins and needs may have came from.
This rug burn looks like i've been giving competitive head!
by Systemfx May 5, 2011
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Competerative

There are many games, mostly board games where a cooperative victory or failure is achieved. A Competerative game has the same conditions but there will still be a winner by some individual achievement. This type of game can be tough to really win as players will pull punches or alpha strike at inopportune times for the group to manipulate their score for the final win. This can cause a loss for everyone but if you wanted a game that was fully cooperative you would be playing that instead.
Games like Pandemic and Flashpoint are cooperative but games like Dungeon Run are competerative.
by elementalsigil April 18, 2015
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competitive suicidality

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.
The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.
by cteno4 April 26, 2015
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