A gentrified, corporate-friendly rebranding referring to a reprimand, scolding, or lecture, usually delivered to a low-level employee by their supervisor or other middle-manager.
"Hey Bob, how did your quarterly performance review with Jen go?"
"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."
"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"
"Well, she insinuated I was a fuck-up, couldn't be trusted with tasks a lemming would otherwise excel at, and that I should consider becoming a shoe-shiner as it would allow me to grovel beneath successful people without getting in their way."
"Sounds like Jen offered you some healthy coaching there. I hope her advice helps you meet your next corporate deliverable!"
by Quattrochi November 01, 2022
when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub
Sauce would have 2 picks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 13, 2023
when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub
Sauce would have 2 pucks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 13, 2023
Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.
“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”
“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”
“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”
by Ratfaced January 11, 2024
A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.
by Shmolgasm April 07, 2009
Coach javier escato
by P_milling November 12, 2021
Coach Nick Baker commonly uses LOL in his text messages. Most may believe that it would mean "laughing out loud" or "lots of love" but it is starting to become clear that he is sending the team a hidden meaning. That secret meaning is "lots of losses" as he points out the teams inability to hit a baseball and to not get walked off every other game.
by qwerty98712 May 13, 2022