knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist

"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."

by DunchThirty February 13, 2012

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Coach K

Having sex with a blow up doll that looks just like you while a dog sniffs your ass.

Forget the 69, I’ll show you the Coach K

by Handyman1$ February 27, 2024

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Recovery Coach

An individual who specializes in strength-based support for people with addictions or in recovery from drugs, alcohol, codependency, or other addictive behaviors.

Christopher Ferry is the best recovery coach! Call him if you need addiction help.

by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020

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coach hicks

Some bald head shit taking fucker

Holy shit he is definitely a coach Hicks

by Pornhub6971 October 24, 2019

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Coach Hayes

A very cool teacher that hurts Zamari's shoulder blade

Stop being such a Coach Hayes

by google bobby man April 19, 2018

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COACH J-ROIDS

COACH J RAHM WHO GOES BY THE NAME J-ROIDS IS A COACHING CHANNEL WHO LIES ABOUT HIS STEROID USAGE HE CLAIMS THAT HE HAS NEVER TOOK STEROIDS WHICH WAS A LIE HE CLAIMED THAT HE WAS NATTY SINCE 6 YEARS THEN CLAIMED SINCE 1 YEAR AND HAS A GAY RELATIONSHIP WITH JAMIE Lycantheory PROBABLY!

Man these COACH J-ROIDS sure are popping in great!

by Black Pablo July 6, 2022

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