The Carpenters clutch 

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

The Carpenters clutch by Sparky503 March 29, 2017

you aint clutch 

Within sports like basketball, when a baller is not lit, accurate or well-aimed.

Paul George: Cj! Cj! Pass me the ball back bro! Im wide open!
Cj Miles: Sorry, it is my time to shine! I'll take the last shot! Shot clock cheese my nigga!

(After missing the shot in the changing room)

Paul George: Dumbass lame nigga what the fuck was that? You aint clutch! If you had passed me the ball, I'd have made that three pointer.

you aint clutch by denis3wallace3 May 6, 2017

Tapping the clutch 

During sexual intercourse when a man places his foot on his partners vagina and proceeds to tap his foot on the clitoris while also making a gear changing motion with the free hand

Yo bro last night me and my girl got freaky! I even started tapping the clutch.

Tapping the clutch by spuz18 June 8, 2019

Scrump n’ clutch 

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.

Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!

Scrump n’ clutch by Monskam22 March 11, 2020

pop the clutch

Pop the clutch is when someone spends money - "clutch" being a woman's purse.

Daddy said, "Can I take you to the drive-in tonight?"
Then she said, "My direct deposit hasn't even hit, and you already tryin' to pop the clutch?"

pop the clutch by Moo Moo 68 June 28, 2020

Pop the Clutch

When a male is peeing while standing, realizes that he has to poop, and transitions to a sitting position to finish off the job before flushing

"Hang on bro, I'll be a few minutes longer. Thought I just had to pee, but going to pop the clutch."
"Aiight bro. Just spray something in there."

Pop the Clutch by TheTiger1889 February 15, 2021

The Devils Clutch 

When a girl opens up her butthole enough for the testicles to slip in before she clenched allowing for maximum male orgasms

“Hey mitchell come over to my house tonight I wanna treat you to The Devils Clutch”

The Devils Clutch by jmp definition June 6, 2022