Choke and Poke

To receive a blow job while simultaneously playing a Pokémon video game.

"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."

by Othguy23 October 17, 2013

Force choke

Force choking is to grab the back of a persons head and force it towards your penis (hints force choke) while saying "force choke". it is most fun when doing it to people you don't know or people that dont know what it means.

Jamie says an absolutly retarded remark. I grab the back of her head and pull it to my croch while saying "force choke".

by Zombie Steve October 15, 2006

choke a bitch

to release stress; to yell obscene words out in panic or frustration; to masturbate

I have so much homework right now I just want to choke a bitch!

by DJ Little Strawberry December 06, 2004

choke police

Police officers that pull you over for drugs. The "choke" part comes from swallowing the drugs to hide from the cops.

The choke police caught me with the weed still in my mouth!

by Brigg August 03, 2006

Choking Hazard

A penis at least 18 inches in length

"Watch out Stephanie, that's a choking hazard right there."

by JohnMcCayne November 10, 2008

hobo choke

The act of paying a hobo to let you choke them while having sex for less then 10$

Did you hear about Jenkens? He totally hobo choked that girl in the alley.

by bytelock September 07, 2017

choking the dog

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.

I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work

by SStampley July 01, 2013