critter snatch

A vagina with crabs

I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me

by Rowdope April 15, 2014

critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

Clitterclap

Female masturbation! YEA

Girl:"Excuse me, you need to finish me off...."
Guy: "Just clitterclap, oh and go make me a sandwich"

by Captain Morgan. September 5, 2015

crittered

(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. Behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger's habitat.

Day drinking turned into an all night binder. She got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the Cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and Taco Bell sauce all over his face.

by apt109 November 25, 2015

Clitter bomb

When a women vaginally expels glitter as a means of celebration and rejoice.

The strippers clitter bomb from the party was a highlight of the night.

by Stoodge101 September 6, 2016

clitterdick

a clitoris the size of a baby dick.

That bitch pulled down her pants and her clitterdick jumped out at me!

by bwittney September 28, 2017

chiterling neck

Someone with a dirt ass neck

Damn that nigga got a chiterling neck

by Daddy lex October 14, 2017