chips and cheese

The perfect dish to buy after a night out on the piss. Usually available for around 2 sheets. Often eaten draped in pakora sauce.

Sid, can I have some chips and cheese.

by C.T the alien April 2, 2005

chip friend

A "friend" who only likes you when you have something they want eg. chips

Ant: Can I have a Dorito?
Bec: What? Do I know you? Stop being a chip friend!

by Doof June 18, 2006

Burnt Chip

The potato chip and/or chips in the bag with the brown "burnt" stain on them.

My wife always eats the good ones and leaves me with the Burnt Chip.

by gofishgo January 20, 2007

Get Chipped

To be caught in the crossfire meant for someone else. The target isn't you but you can still have pieces "chipped off" by gunfire (specifically) or unintentionally caught up in a beat down meant for someone else.

"Don't get chipped" - V. Staples basically means mind your business and do your thing. Don't mingle with people who could get you hurt or messed up.

"hey, I heard Ronnie snitched. Don't hang around him for a while. People might be looking for him and you don't wanna get chipped."

by Pope1980 September 21, 2019

Struttin' a chip

When a middle aged man in a cheap sport coat and polyester trousers walks by briskly and very stifly, revealing no discernable rhythm or style in an effort not to break the potato chip stuffed deep inside his rectum. This is all an effort to hide the fact he runs like a little school girl.

"Look at Sgt. Joe Friday struttin' a chip like he means business"

by Alfonso T. Watt May 8, 2010

STFU Chips

STFU Chips (Shut-The-Fuck-Up) Chips, Noun
Definition: STFU Chips are a legendary chip brand, that is given to someone who talks way to much at the most inapproiate times. You give them a bag of STFU Chips, so they "Shut the fuck up" by eating them.

"So like I was saying, I had this really great time a-" Bill said, but was interrupted by Murray

"Heres some STFU Chips, now leave me alone." He said, as Murray gave him a bag of STFU Chips

by Taslan September 1, 2005

cheap as chips

Famous saying from our fav presenter David Dickinson, who introduced to the saying to his viewing audience (mainly students) on the BBC show Bargain Hunt. Means very cheap, a bargain! Check out www.david-dickinson.net for more.
N.B All Americans 'chips' = 'fries'

Only twenty quid for a ticket- cheap as chips mate!!

by Crazy Days August 3, 2004