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Children

demons. It needs no over explanation.
by allchildsaredemon. April 18, 2021
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Children

That boi ran as fast as he could when he saw that he had children.
by Your dads 3rd teacher February 1, 2019
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Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).
bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!
by Clill Binton October 17, 2019
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Children buying guide

Sure, I'd be happy to explain how to buy chicken from a store as a teacher!

1. Determine what type of chicken you need: Before heading to the store, decide what type of chicken you want to buy. Do you need a whole chicken, chicken breasts, chicken legs, or another type of chicken product? This will help you navigate the store more efficiently.

2. Choose a reputable store: Look for a store that sells high-quality chicken products. A good quality store will have fresh chicken that is properly stored and displayed.

3. Examine the chicken: When you find the chicken you want to buy, examine it closely. Check the expiration date to ensure it is still fresh. Look for any signs of discoloration, such as brown spots or an off odor, which are indications of spoilage. Also, examine the packaging to ensure that it is properly sealed and has not been damaged.

4. Choose the right amount: Decide how much chicken you need. If you are buying a whole chicken, consider the size and weight of the bird. If you are buying individual chicken parts, think about how many people you will be serving and how much each person will eat.

5. Consider the price: Look at the price of the chicken to make sure it is within your budget. You may want to compare prices between different stores to find the best deal.
Use your children buying guide to find a suitable wifed
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
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Summer Children

A term to mean possible children a man may or may not know about outside his official relationships. Usually referring to possible children from One Night Stands or Hookups or Ex-Partners He has lost contact with.
Guy: I have 2 kids, not including Summer Children.
Friend: Summer Children?
Guy: Some 're here, Some 're there.
by Orginal Geexter June 14, 2024
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four or more children

A psychological experiment to test your ethics, empathy, sleep deprivation, and ability to bounce back and forth.
having four or more children be like:

Kid one: Can i have gametime?
Kid two: I'm hungry...
kid three: I'm tired
Kid four: I'm hungry
Parents: ...... WHY US.......
by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020
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