cereal waster

someone who wastes cereal because they can’t eat it when it’s soggy

you’re such a cereal waster

by juicyjjjjj September 25, 2023

burn cereal

when yo cooking so bad you fuck up cereal

bro i can burn cereal

by what kinda name is soap March 10, 2023

Piss in your cereal

Basically seeing someone so mad that you wonder how the hell they got that way as if someone .....like mentioned , pissed in their cereal

Trav: Yo man are you good ?
Bond : no I’m not don’t fucking talk to me leave me the hell alone
T : Wow the day barely started and you’re already fuming did someone piss in your cereal ?

by AnthraxBat22 August 31, 2023

Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023

Cereal bowl

The pornographic act of ejaculating into a females/males naval (bellybutton)

I pulled out and decided instead of a creampie, I was going to give her breakfast in bed aka cereal bowl.

by The Black Russian December 14, 2018

Cereal face

The look on someone’s face when they are pretending to like something. Everyone in cereal commercials pretends to enjoy it even though no one really likes cereal that much.

Would you look at her, she has stupid, cereal face.

by Zack the Angry January 18, 2021

cereal

canada

sarah: i live in cereal. i also eat myself every day

by ñañaña November 18, 2019