A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'
Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.
Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.
Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.
Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.
Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.
by Ben Fletcher March 25, 2010
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by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011
Get the Shampooing the Carpet mug.A sexual act wherein one partner lays down a series of towels leading from the bathroom to the bedroom in order to allow the other to make the jouney between the two respective rooms without their feet touching the icky ground.
It is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.
It is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.
"I totes licked my girlfriends feet out last night, shit was hot as fuck bruh" -bro 1
"Ew bruh! Weren't they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?" -bro 2
"Nah bruh, I gave her the white carpet treatment. Her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut grass!" -bro 1
"Ew bruh! Weren't they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?" -bro 2
"Nah bruh, I gave her the white carpet treatment. Her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut grass!" -bro 1
by Doobel December 1, 2016
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by Pseudonym12UD September 19, 2013
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