Carpet Cruiser

A lesbian that repeatedly performs oral sex on other women, as if driven to. An excessive 'carpet muncher.'

Megan: Wow, that Stacy's a real Carpet Cruiser.

Emily: Yeah I know, she was over last night.

Megan: She was at your place, too? Wow.

by Ben Fletcher March 25, 2010

Shampooing the Carpet

When a young man pulls out and ejaculates all over a young lady's unkempt pubic hair.

Catherine got pissed at Kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.

by Kitty St.George May 24, 2011

The White Carpet

A sexual act wherein one partner lays down a series of towels leading from the bathroom to the bedroom in order to allow the other to make the jouney between the two respective rooms without their feet touching the icky ground.

It is often performed by foot fetishists to ensure clean and fresh feet.

"I totes licked my girlfriends feet out last night, shit was hot as fuck bruh" -bro 1

"Ew bruh! Weren't they all gross and disgusting due to the many germs and bacteria found on the average household floor?" -bro 2

"Nah bruh, I gave her the white carpet treatment. Her feet were as fresh and clean as neatly cut grass!" -bro 1

by Doobel December 1, 2016

Carpet Cruncher

A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time

She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.

by Genious817adam May 14, 2019

carpet muching

The wrong way to spell carpet munching

I ment to spell carpet munching but I spelt carpet muching

by Roobee Toozday June 21, 2016

Pink carpet

When the labia minora on a women's vagina hangs so excessively it can be rolled out like a pink carpet

Lorraine pulled her thong to the side and rolled out her pink carpet for my grand entrance

by Pseudonym12UD September 19, 2013

Carpet Brother

is the term for a straight guy that hangs out with lesbians

Hey did you hear Blake is hanging out with Steph?
Yeah, total carpet brother.

by alekeit July 24, 2011