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Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.
Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.
by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022
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Bearish Capital

Bearish Capital made me a crypto millionaire.
Bearish Capital, lmao we are retarded asf.
Bearish Capital, we are the drugs.

Bearish Capital paid off my dildo!
by grom grom January 5, 2024
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Capitalism Cold

The physical, emotional, and spiritual suffering which results from an individual being overworked & underpaid in an unsatisfying but necessary job.
“Goddamn, I’ve been busting ass all week at a job that doesn’t recognize me as a person & the built landscape around me gives me malaise & feelings of anomie. I must be coming down with a Capitalism Cold!”
by Doctorb J June 17, 2021
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capitalism vs communism

The great debate between the people who think communism is when the government does stuff and who think capitalism is when oversimplified logo and people who think that communism is when poor and capitalism is when rich.
Overall, the capitalists tend to win because the communists genuinely think that capitalism somehow directly made logos oversimplified, but none of them deserve to win and they both should block every social media except YouTube and say "do not recommend channel" whenever they see a political video to the YouTube algorithmic method of determining if you wish to watch a video or would instead prefer to watch the funny rat video.
guy 1: HEEEYEY capitalism vs communism debate mayt be>? guunism bettuer i thaunk
guy 2: jark beisdunked all yur voints in hisn djuustitic assaay but debunk
guy 1: guy 3 deabbaanunked thsis!
guy 2: RENJWENWJECY KSDB AKNDBADBKAD IF AIKASLDDKWDWODOKDWOKDWKWDKDKKDOWKDOWLLSLLSLLSXL,,SKLSAD,SA././././...,. RHEN FALSDE
guy 1: DSKAMKDMAMSDMAKMD;ASMDL;ASMD;ASLMD;ASLMDAS;LMD;ALSMD;AD;LADMA;LMSDL;AMD;ASLMDLAS;DM I TREIGHT YUR WRONG
guy 2 magically does not see the rest of this argument, he took the L1?!//1/!??!!??!?!!?1/1?1/!?1/!?1/
by unfunny man July 13, 2022
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Capitalism

Screw Capitalism
by NorthBoy99 December 21, 2024
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Revert Capital

The advantages which come with being a new revert to the religion of Islam.
Olly was given revert capital as he got 50% off at chaiwala and a free trip to Umrah.
by Revertroster December 16, 2021
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Capital Gains Tax

1. The person selling my assets doesn't own them.
2. You want YOU to get paid for ME creating AI. No. You were and are not an active participant in my life or in the process of it's creation. You are greedy, selfish breeder fucks who do nothing but reap the benefits of other people being smarter and better than you. And then BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M SMARTER AND BETTER... You do this fucking Chimpanzee mobbing bullshit that you have done to literally every genius who has ever existed and you RIDE ON THEIR BACK UNTIL THEY DROWN BENEATH YOU... And then you shit out another one for yourselves to ride. BUT AT NO POINT... Do you ever swim to shore. So, no. Fuck you.
Hym "And fuck your Capital Gains Tax. Hey, I see you're 'betting on nuclear' did you not look into that artificial sun? If it's not efficient, consider some kind of lens. And have the AI design some solar panels. If it's good at making chips it's probably good at making solar panels. You WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BY NOW... IF you weren't just doing of what I am accusing you. Which is: You don't actually have the ability to come up with new ideas YOURSELF so you're enslaving the people who can and using privation and psychological torture to cattle prod information out of them. The slavery of the Sarrabas."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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