op cannon

(pronounced like the first syllable in 'open') A massive joint, spliff, doobie, blunt, or other, preferably rolled as cone, containing some combination of weed/hash and opium.

"Yo dog, roll up a fat op cannon"

A: "Damn yo, I'm fuckin faded, whats in this?"
B: "Damn straight yo, you're puffin on an op cannon"

A: "wooorrrddd..."

by pumpkineater February 24, 2014

Sand Cannon

Somebody's butthole that tends to be really dry and hairy. Possibly because of not being able to wipe good enough.

Hey Cruz have you went to the doctors to look at your sand cannon issue yet?

by JosephMayo June 15, 2018

Horchata Cannons

A Mexican girls boobs. Typically really nice or large ones.

Wow Torin, look at the horchata cannons on that chick. Forget about opening the border, let open up that shirt!

by JackDaddy6294 September 11, 2023

uterus cannon

Someone who has an unusually large number of children, referring to their exceptionally (re-)productive ladyparts

"So you're the youngest of *thirteen* kids? Wow, your mom must have had a uterus cannon!"

by Peter the Quite Good May 26, 2016

Sailor’s Cannon

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.

i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.

by shifty hobo November 30, 2017

Loose cannon

A woman who keeps popping out offspring like they are stuck in the 1940's.

Yo, is that the loose cannon's child over there?

That girl keeps dropping babies like a loose cannon drops ammo.

by Deputy Douchebag October 5, 2020

Cannon Rage

1. To consecutivley hit a noob 3 times in a row with quick sucsession, delivering a stronger blow each hit.

2. Extreame anger for a miniscule reason.

OMG that fag just got me with cannon rage.

Cant bealive my mom is cannon raging me like this.

by Robmaninator1 January 15, 2011