Canadian Apple 

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.

Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.

Canadian Apple by Wolfpack34 May 24, 2019

Canadian Butthole 

A maple donut with bacon.

Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.

Canadian Butthole by Remo Gold August 7, 2019

canadian greta 

the canadian water girl autumn peltier

yo bro did you see canadian greta at parliament

canadian greta by sea walrus February 23, 2020

Canadian Blower 

Blow job given while in an ice fishing shanty.

Hey Tom the bite is slow, how about a Canadian blower? Just remember what happens in the shanty stays in the shanty.

Canadian Blower by 123bdk February 24, 2021

Canadian Sex 

A form of intercourse that exclusively involves a moose being penetrated by a pseudo-man that ends every sentence with 'eh' and drinks maple syrup as an alternative to water. You are most likely to come across Canadian Sex once you go north of the following States; Washington, Montana, North Dakota, Idaho, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire, and Maine.

"Hey Alex, wanna go over to the woods here and try our luck with some Canadian Sex, eh?"
"Not right now Joe, I'm busy making a spooky pumpkin, eh."

Canadian Sex by Dawnstopper March 21, 2021

Canadian power plug

When a male sticks one end of a plug into a girls asshole and then hooks the other end of the plug into the outlet and turns it on and it stars to electrocute her

Dude me and Emily tried the Canadian power plug. Her ass was vibrating uncontrollably. Dude no way

Canadian power plug by Dicklikcer69 October 4, 2021

Canadian farewell 

When someone commits suicide or suffers from a terminal illness, but arranges all of their affairs beforehand in order to be less burdensome for their loved ones or next of kin to deal with after they pass. Widely considered the most polite way possible to pull a gamer move.

I heard his mom left him a Canadian farewell by selling all of her belongings beforehand, so the only things he had to deal with were the cleaning crew and burial fees. That's what's up.

Canadian farewell by WendyWuessten January 25, 2022