Scab Cake

A yeast infection similar to the blue waffle. It was originated in South Africa and then spread towards the north and onto Eurasia. Experts have not found a cure yet but research is in progress.
1st guy: Eww my girl had this bad blue waffle
2nd guy: you sure it wasn't a Scab Cake?
1st guy: what's that? Well it looked all scabby.
2nd: yep that's it. You might wanna get her checked.
by oozy the wise June 30, 2014
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cake spectacular

When someone defecates then jizzes and then defecates on the upper torso of one’s partner.
Oais offered to give Alexis a cake spectacular, however she refused.
by jenna jamason December 12, 2009
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gitch cake

n. refers to the flattened mass of poo embedded in your underwear after mistaking the need to flatulate with needing to poop. Only occurs while sitting and usually when one is propped on one ass cheek to ease the passage of the perceived gas bubble (which is actually a shit in the chute). Frequently happens when one is dressed for work and while driving.
"Hey boss, I would love to discuss my performance issues in greater depth, but I am in the car, and while I had you on mute, I farted. Turns out it wasn't a fart, and I am sitting in a Gitch Cake. Can I call you back?"
by cookie1964 February 15, 2013
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a piece of cake

When you say something is a "piece of cake," it means it is very easy to do.
In the 19th and early 20th centuries, African Americans started "cake walks." They walked or danced around a cake in pairs, and the best couple won the cake. This is how the idioms "cake walk" and "piece of cake" came about -- both meaning that something is very easy to do.
A: Hey! How did you do on the exam?
B: I got an A. The exam was a piece of cake.
by TKrattlesnake January 20, 2015
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crap cakes

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive
Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!
by JP June 20, 2006
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jenny cake

any baked good (such as cake, cookies, brownies, doughnuts, etc.) cooked with marijuana as an ingredient.

used primarlily in jamaica and burmuda, especially when geared towards western (i.e., american or european) tourists.

source: Charles Hayes, "Tripping: An Anthology of True-Life Psychedelic Adventures," Penguine Compass, 2000
Cassie cooked up some bad ass jenny cakes last weekend.
by Wild Drunken Bill August 02, 2008
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cake badger

A person with abnormally large front teeth that occasionally enjoys chewing asshole.
"Did you see how Kim was walking? Kanye must be the ultimate Cake Badger"
by ARCWhite March 27, 2014
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