Sea Cabbage

Kelp that has been pickled in a human female's vagina.

James: "Hey Charlie, have you tried the sea cabbage?"
Charlie: "Yes James! It was very fishy and refreshing."

by BedroomPunishment November 4, 2012

Devils cabbage

Don't be puffin the devils cabagge. 0 smoks good doggo. 3 smoks angery doggo. Still think the devils is safe? Think again.

Don't puff the devils cabbage

by Savagecrazyturtle May 22, 2018

Swamp Cabbage

Semen that you have somehow left in an orifice overnight, after it's coagulated and gelatinous.

I think my girlfriend fell asleep with some cum in her ear. She's gonna wake up to some nasty swamp cabbage.

by Poepalean September 6, 2011

savage cabbage

Originated in athy Ireland. Adjective to describe something is extremely good

"Man this burger is savage cabbage"

by Reece Parry November 2, 2006

Unseasoned cabbage

Suck your mum

Kmt unseasoned cabbage

by Kdrilla can unseasoned cabbage August 14, 2019

muff cabbage

a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair

Gina often clashed with the other women in New Jersey, because of her offensive muff cabbage.

by Rusanova October 20, 2010

mountain cabbage

Marijuana, weed, cannibis, et al

"Like I need some mountain cabbage right now!"

by leppie October 1, 2003