clutter blind

Common symptom in males of all ages. Occurs when there could a small mess somewhere around the house and guys do not seem to notice this mess at all, even when told to clean it up.

"Why didn't you pick up those towels on the stairs Michael?"
"I didn't see them when I got home."
"What are you...clutter blind? They have been there for 2 days"

by 810glenbrook January 31, 2008

Ripple Clutch

When you firmly grab a handful of belly fat on another person and shake it quickly. You must also yell "RIIIIIPLE CLUUUUUUUUTCH!"

it kind of tickles the other person. doesn't work well with skinny people.

run up to someone you know who is chubby, grip the stomach and proceed to yell ripple clutch while shaking the belly fat.

by Yourmom,yo January 10, 2009

Anti-Clutch

the complete opposite of clutch, meaning whatever is being described is not good or is dumb.

If Morton is so anti-clutch how did they make it to the sectional championship?

by Steve Schupp July 31, 2009

pop my clutch

a man ... or transie, will say this when he wants you to play with his package.

WHEN YOU GUN' WORK ON MY STICK?

when you gun' suck my shit?

when you gun' POP MY CLUTCH!?

by luckyoutooshew. May 28, 2009

double clutch

to masturbate at a very fast pace

I only had 10 minutes before the old lady got home, so I popped in a porno to help me double clutch.

by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008

self-clutch

The verbal act of congratulating one's self either directly or indirectly through ancedotal story or otherwise. Widely considered annoying and/or lame.

Friend 1 : Man, I had ladies all over me last night.
Friend 2 : Quit, self-clutching!

by Frencheee September 16, 2005

clutch

Big Papi (David Ortiz)

David Ortiz hit a walk off homer run in game 4 to defeat the New York Yankees in the 2004 ALCS. He is so damn clutch.

by RFXW December 13, 2008