Burrito Transfer

When you lay butt to butt in bed after eating obscene amounts of mexican food(i.e. Smothered Burritos, Chile Con Queso, taquitos, etc.) with your partner, and you both unexpectedly fart into eachothers buttholes, therefore transferring eachother gasses into your respective GI tracts.

She Burrito Transferred me so hard, I fell out of bed.
Can't wait to go to bed and Burrito Transfer with you tonight, babe.
We spent 3 hours at El Paraiso, then spent 8 hours Burrito Transferring.

by BurritoDaddy January 2, 2022

Flag

Get the Burrito Transfer mug.

Trouser burrito

A more solid former of trouser chilli.

The little boy had a rather larger trouser burrito in his jeans.

by Gustercat January 1, 2017

Flag

Get the Trouser burrito mug.

flesh burrito

A penis, especially one that is uncircumcised.

The only burrito you have had today is a flesh burrito from farmer John's pants.

by Farmer J May 4, 2020

Flag

Get the flesh burrito mug.

Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.

"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."

by Burrito May 24, 2014

Flag

Get the Burrito Dong mug.

burrito of weirdness

when something you encounter evokes a myriad of contradicting emotions all at once.

Article: "For reintroduction to go smoothly, the cub’s environment must be free from human influence, which is why the researchers must don panda costumes before physically handling the baby bear."

Dude: panda costumes? that’s hilarious, cute, and creepy all at the same time...it’s like a burrito of weirdness.

by AlexParkerMC December 7, 2010

Flag