Buffalo Sex has nothing to do with Buffalos but rather with Buffulonians--Not those weird animals roaming the Great Planes--but those poor souls stuck in plain Buffalo, a town of little attraction beset by looming, slack boredom.
Buffalo Sex is any number of the mundane activities of the local inhabitants, used to pass the lonely hours of the long, cold winters in lack of more entertaining or meaningful options of which there are but few. Buffalo Sex is any unexciting passtime, as (un)sexy than the city itself.
The term was coined after the pathetic sexual habits of the locals, i.e., brief sessions of masturbatory scratching, ending anticlimatically or a going-through-the-motions coitus.
However, as its currency spread the term acquired more metaphorical meanings which have nothing to do with sex per se. Although coined after the sorry habits of Buffalo locals, Buffalo Sex is a widespread practice with lots of sub-genres and slippery phenomenology; it is therefore, sometimes hard to detect.
Buffalo Sex is any number of the mundane activities of the local inhabitants, used to pass the lonely hours of the long, cold winters in lack of more entertaining or meaningful options of which there are but few. Buffalo Sex is any unexciting passtime, as (un)sexy than the city itself.
The term was coined after the pathetic sexual habits of the locals, i.e., brief sessions of masturbatory scratching, ending anticlimatically or a going-through-the-motions coitus.
However, as its currency spread the term acquired more metaphorical meanings which have nothing to do with sex per se. Although coined after the sorry habits of Buffalo locals, Buffalo Sex is a widespread practice with lots of sub-genres and slippery phenomenology; it is therefore, sometimes hard to detect.
Buffalo Sex could be but is not limited to: 1) Mending old socks.2)Zapping on 3AM on a Monday.3)Picking your nose. 4) Commuting to work.5) Commuting from work. 6) Eating a frozen TV dinner, frozen.5)Popping zits.
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Choo-choo Buffology is the pseudo-science of repeating the same specious arguments ad-infinitum to avoid rational criticism of transit-rail projects. Practitioners appear to have better arguments than their critics primarily because their arguments can be summed up within media-friendly sound bites. This phenomenon is frequently attributed to the choo-choo buff spending a majority of their research funds on media consultants and focus groups, while their opponents spend their research funds on actual scientists and economists.
Choo-choo Buffology is the pseudo-science of repeating the same specious arguments ad-infinitum to avoid rational criticism of transit-rail projects. Practitioners appear to have better arguments than their critics primarily because their arguments can be summed up within media-friendly sound bites. This phenomenon is frequently attributed to the choo-choo buff spending a majority of their research funds on media consultants and focus groups, while their opponents spend their research funds on actual scientists and economists.
The transit authority hired a choo-choo buffologist for their rapid response team which will allow them to quickly respond to media inquiries asking critical questions. Unfortunately for the opponents, this guy is the top choo-choo buff in the nation. His latest sound bite is critical of busses because he claims that people don't like dirty busses, putting his opponents at a significant disadvantage because it takes more words than can fit into a sound bite to explain that people are turned off by the "dirty" busses which were made that way by people who did not respect the bus enough to keep it clean because people who receive a subsidy can't appreciate the value of the service and thus are disrespectful - and rolling out shiny new trains won't correct the problem because they will be dirty within a few years as the same disrespectful people start riding the trains instead; that the only way to prevent the deterioration of the transit system is to charge market rates for riding instead of tax-subsidized rates.
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I wish there wasn't some way of silencing that choo-choo buff. He's been practicing choo-choo buffology so long he's figured out all you have to do is claim that trains are green, and nobody can point out that according to the transit authority's own environmental impact statements that bus rapid transit is both greener and more efficient without being labeled pro-pollution. He's really a master choo-choo buffologist.
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I wish there wasn't some way of silencing that choo-choo buff. He's been practicing choo-choo buffology so long he's figured out all you have to do is claim that trains are green, and nobody can point out that according to the transit authority's own environmental impact statements that bus rapid transit is both greener and more efficient without being labeled pro-pollution. He's really a master choo-choo buffologist.
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