Brazilian bear trap

Inviting a person to sit upon one’s lap, only to move one’s legs out of the way, making the other person sit on one’s genitals

Yesterday I tricked Alex into sitting on my balls with a Brazilian bear trap

by Qwsdfvbni June 23, 2023

Brazilian Piñata

When you hang a bitch from the ceiling and smack her with your dick.

Albert gave his bitch the Brazilian piñata.

by Theoregonslayer2003 January 2, 2020

brazilian threat

When a threat/warning is given after the punishment.

He broke his jaw and told him he’d break his jaw after the fact, i don’t understand the point of brazilian threats man

by SsneekyY December 16, 2023

Brazilian chocolate

A small bon bon sized human turd that is then consumed by another person.

He ate a piece of Brazilian chocolate from Becca on a dare.

by Handle what’s mine December 6, 2017

Brazilian facemask

A Brazilian facemask is where a man or woman completely shaves their face and covers it in superglue. The parter then superglues his public region and goes balls deep into the face of the mask reciever. They hold position for 20 minutes then the mask giver removes their penis with the force of a million horses leaving a perfect Brazilian mask on the receiver

Magenta has a great night last night and was fortunate to recieve a Brazilian facemask from Davros

by stinkfiddla November 30, 2021

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

Brazilian Wedding

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.

Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.

by phillyhubetube April 6, 2011