borted

the mix of bored and exited. Borted, you are so excited for tomorrow,Christmas, Halloween, etc.
But you are waiting and you are so bored!

Ugh I’m going to Hawaii tomorrow, I’ve finished packing! But now I’m sitting here is really boring!
I’m so borted…

by sophs..dictionnary December 22, 2022

bofted

adj. being extremely tired

Dude I'm bofted from that party last night.

by Tron O. July 20, 2008

Bartell

In dentistry, a "bartell" is the name given to a tooth that is an anatomical anomaly. In order to be labeled a "bartell", the remaining teeth in one's grill must be generally accepted as normal, or even above average, thus drawing even more attention to the one "ugly duckling" or "retarded cousin". Examples of bartells include a single yellow tooth, a single decaying tooth, or a single chipped tooth. Bartells can originate from any number of ways, including a cavity, genetics, or an errant beer bottle drunkenly thrust into one's mouth. A "bartell" can transform one's entire appearance, making even the hottest chick look like an inbred redneck.

"Damn son, that girl would be fine but I just can't look past her frickin' bartell."

"The young lady's beautiful smile had unfortunately been sabotaged by a lone bartell."

by philthyphil February 3, 2010

Bartemptress

Attractive Bartendress

Bartenders are dudes. Bartendresses are chicks. Bartemptresses are hot bartendresses.

Class dismissed.

by MunkySpunkGuy February 24, 2011

booteek

A store that specializes in upscale items of perceived high value.
A product created in small quantities sold for a price only justified by the renown of the manufacturer/designer and their current popularity.

You bought that at one of those booteeks on main street? You got money to burn!

I scored these booteek shoes on eBay. I'd never pay full price for them!

by banneduser March 10, 2011

Booter

People who say that they can boot you offline permanently but most of them won't do crap.

How to tell if they won't do crap

They don't know what IP stands for
They use the term "Mac IP" on XBOX
They threaten to ban people who are bad at a game
Little Kids that say that their uncle works for Microsoft
If they sound like a hillbilly.

How to tell if they might do crap

You won't find out instantly.

"I can boot you offline kid! My uncle works for Microsoft!"
"Shut up little kid, you fake booter"

"I just snagged your MAC IP address!"
"Dude, this is XBOX for god sakes"

"I don't need to know what IP stands for!"
"You're making yourself look more retarded, so just

by shut up and dont care January 13, 2015

Bertell

A "Bertell" (pronounced "bertl") is someone who only finds enjoyment in life by aggravating people on Twitter. They are most likely someone who is not very funny or well liked in real life so they use a fake life to feel better about themselves. Bertell's are commonly know to touch themselves at night while looking at their meme filled Twitter pages before sleep as a ritual. If you find a Bertell, it's best to ignore them because they can be toxic to the average Twitter user.

Dude #1: Did you see what happened on Twitter last night?
Dude #2: No way, what happened?
Dude #1: Some Bertell annoyed a bunch of people
Dude #2: Dude, that's lame as hell. Way to get my expectations up.

by Servo August 14, 2016