The Albanian Ass-Blaster is a reference to the niche sexual act of inserting a cork into one's partner's ass, let the pressure build up, then sit under said partner and take the cork out with your mouth. It was popularised during post-communism Albania, specifically in the Albanian city of Berat.
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Usually used for pranking nerds.
Usually used for pranking nerds.
Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”
Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”
Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”
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I hit my girl with a New York Finger Blaster last night. Let's just say she wont ask for more again.
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Get the ass-blaster 300000000 mug.A flavor blaster is when someone eats to much flavor blasted gold fish that they mix and expload an extra large load of cum, shit and blood all over their partner
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