A sexual position where you are doing your significant other "doggy style" at which point you tell them to bite down on an apple while simultaneously throwing a blanket over them.
I was out getting drunk and ended up going home with a fat chick. I made the best of it by turning her into a piggy in a blanket.
by Kraylis September 20, 2013

by Sebas320 September 16, 2012

by Minntex August 10, 2017

The process of giving someone a beating who clearly deserves it by wrapping them forcibly in a blanket, carrying them outdoors and hitting them with clubs made from heavy objects in socks.
by ass butt August 27, 2003


A disturbing series of images posted to Facebook by a couple who shot a 30-year-old horse and posed with its insides
Guy A: Dude, have you heard of horse blanket?
Guy B: Ew! Those 2 are disgusting!
Guy A: What- OH GOD
Guy B: Ew! Those 2 are disgusting!
Guy A: What- OH GOD
by testaccounto 174o December 3, 2019

A defensive strategy used in ice hockey by Western Conference teams to prevent an opposing team from proceeding through the neutral zone (the area between the blue lines) to force turnovers. Originally coined by CBC analysts, although this same tactic employed by Eastern Conference teams is known as The Trap.
The Canucks threw a defensive blanket over the Blackhawks and kept it there with a minimal number of breakdowns -- rarely venturing over their opponent's blue line.
by ron_jeremy May 10, 2009
