Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.

Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!

by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024

Bladed Ballon

The act of extreme gaping. An act of anal persecution and outlawed by the Genanal Convention.

F: Why is there blood in my bed?
M: You asked me for a bladed ballon.

F: Isn’t that outlawed?

by Bladed Ballon Activist April 3, 2020

The bey blade

When someone places a towel in one’s anus, and pulls it out violently causing the person to spin and eject feces.

“-Hey you, you wanna do the bey blade with me ?”
“-Hell yeah spin me around !”

by EG_Ultimate May 10, 2021

Bay Blade

When your one person wraps their legs behind their head and interlocks their arms to their legs, person number 2 comes from behind and starts to have sex but as they go to pull out you scream “BAYBLADE GO” and pull out sending the other person spinning

My husband and I tried the bay blade last night and I killed the cat

by Chrispeacock May 20, 2021

Blade

A boy who likes another boy

“Did you hear Justin kissed Mikey?”
“Yeah, he’s a blade”

by Chxpochx August 10, 2020

Blade

dn a different word for weird.

That b**** a blade.

by juderism April 28, 2021

Rusty Sling Blade

Have your woman in doggy in front of you and your equipment. Stand on something high enough so that your long schlong is above it. Release the stool and lean forward. Preform an acrobatic trick and insert your Peter the great into their behind.

Guy: Babe can we do The Rusty Sling Blade tonight?
Girl: Aw fine. But I get to peg you afterward.

by King Unga Bunga April 19, 2021