blow the dirt condom

giving oral sex to a penis with a condom that was just in your ass.

"why would you blow the dirt condom, don't you talk enough shit?"

by hadiaha August 16, 2009

blow-by-blow account

(n) A highly detailed description.

"I heard some bad shit went down at the part. My friend gave me a blow-by-blow account."

by inthespacesbetween November 24, 2009

Blow After

1)A term used when asking to smoke a (joint/blunt/cigarette) after the person(s) currently smoking it.

2)A term used when asking for the remains (ends/ass) of something eg: (food/drink)

3)A term used when asking for usage of something after somebody is finished with it eg: (bike/doodle jump)

Stoner1: Blow after on d blunt?
Stoner2: Ye, sure man, pass left
Stoner3: Blow after then...
Stoner1: (COUGH COUGH COUGH) holy shit

by jappy jappy jappy January 9, 2011

blowbasaur

A name for a blowjob among pokemon enthusiasts

Hey Misty gave me a blowbasaur last night, I was so surprised!

by T beyre April 30, 2013

Blow Ready

When you groom your penis to make it presentable for a blowjob.

James: Are you hoping to get lucky tonight?

Rob: Sure, but gotta make myself blow ready first!

by Dali103071 May 3, 2013

Blow Up The Phone

1 - The act of sending repeated text messages and phone calls to a friend.
2- A popular phone prank service used to get revenge on your friends.

How can i get back at my friend?

Easy, just blow up the phone, dude!

by adlc84 October 25, 2018

Blow Up the Can

To wreak havoc on a toilet (preferably someone else’s) by taking a monster shit, often of the explosive diarrhea variety, with extreme force. Past tense: Blew up the Can.

Jay: “Every time I go over to Ethan’s house, I blow up the can after dinner. I don’t think his parents are ever gonna let me come back again.”

Larry: “Susan let me stay over last night and this morning I totally blew up the can. Now she won’t return my calls.”

by Mr Mucho Macho October 25, 2020