Bertao

To be 3/4 circumcised.

I was gunna go down on him till i noticed he was bertao.

by Muffdiver10 February 19, 2011

Beotché

An extension of beotch, i.e., one who possesses Beyonce-like diva tendancies.

What's with the attitude today? You're acting like a total beotché.

by P-Hizzle McSchnizzle July 21, 2011

bertatious

(Adj.) Bold behavior with a salty undertone

Josh was incredibly bertatious with his bar guests last night

by oldkate November 23, 2013

beerticipation

Looking forward to, with great anticipation, that first beer on a Friday afternoon

Jeremy: Mate, this Friday is dragging.
Phil: I know, my beerticipation is beginning to get out of control.

by Piripi1 July 26, 2012

beartrap

Chewy's hairy ass crack.

Holy crap, did you see the beartrap?

by starrrfire January 6, 2012

bertaut

Hypocritical, forgetful, and awfully thought out interactions are all traits of a Bertaut.

"Hey, Bertaut, want to hang out?"
"Nah, I'm at the mall."
"...Why the fu-"

by Crimson Crusader November 12, 2013

bert kaempfert

Bert Kaempfert conducted a jazz orchestra and wrote many famous songs. He recorded from 1958 to 1980. His career as a conductor began in post-war Germany, where he heard the GI's V- discs, and decided to make similar music, using his considerable education in music.

Bert Kaempfert's Original Gold Records include "Wonderland by Night" and "Moon Over Naples (Spanish Eyes)."

by F.A.S. November 25, 2013