poo beater

Cockney rhyming slang for a homosexual

That bloke is such a poo beater

by WeeaboosUnite October 26, 2017

Learner Beater

Any motor vehicle purchased for the purpose of being used by a learner driver to receive their probationary license.
They're usually an older second hand vehicles purchased for cheap.

Terry bought a little learner beater from this dodgy bloke in Frankston a few days ago

by Ether2001 May 5, 2023

gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 24, 2018

dune beater

A dune beater is somebody who performs lewd acts on themselves while at a public beach. Usually they are hidden in and around the scrub, bush or in the sand dunes waiting for unsuspecting victims to fap over.

Hey Julie, look there’s a dune beater having a wank in the bush over there. Don’t get too close.

by Dune Beater 1962 January 30, 2020

beater burn

rub the skin raw on your dick from masterbation

i've whacked off so many times i have a serious beater burn

by ibweag December 2, 2010

Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible

Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time

by Cole4nu January 9, 2024

beaters remorse

That instant shame you feel after beating your meat to some fucked up porn.

Also, the shame you feel when you beat off instead of going out and meeting girls

"Man I just beat it to two girls one cup. Instant beaters remorse."

"I live a life plagued with beaters remorse."

by facebook_user January 2, 2017