shit beater car

A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.

Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”

by your neighbor September 20, 2022

Wall beater

When you’re taking a dump and it hurts so bad that you start beating the wall next to ya

Damn I bet that he’s in there taking a wall beater he’s been in there for hours.

by LactoseGAWD September 30, 2022

Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

Beater cock

A willing hookup participant when no decent options are available.

Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD

by Dolemite Jones March 14, 2022

buzzer beater fuck up

When things are going good in your life and think you’re on the path to the next stage, then bam! Buzzer beater fuck up

Jim: “Hey John, how are things going with that girl you’re talking to? Moving on to the next step yet?”

John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”

by welfare.wayne February 24, 2022

tar beater

n. Someone that runs on the road as opposed to running on a soft surface like a track.

Poor guy was a tar beater for so long his legs got worn out.

by CTrunr March 25, 2003

Cheek beater

One who beats cheeks

My homie a hoe! A real cheek beater out here!

by Texasabear January 3, 2021