Bearded Box

Did you see Britney Spears' bearded box at the VMAs?
Yeah, dude it was bad...

You are such a bearded box!

Girl, you need to shave your bearded box.

by CockStov February 24, 2012

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Free Bearding

The act of a guy not shaving his face. Similar to free balling for guys and free boobing for gals.

Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?

Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.

by Chickypoo247 December 4, 2011

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Bearded Santa

The act of cuming on your partners face and using your dick to shape it into Santa's beard.

Jenny was pissed off when she woke up with a bearded Santa on Christmas morning.

by Plattsperv January 2, 2012

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When a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one's normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.

Henry's stubble is rather elusive to the eye. They say it's a secret beard.

by siosays July 19, 2011

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Blacke Bearde

A formidable pirate, with HUGE feet.

Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.

by Miss Defy October 7, 2011

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