bathroom etiquette

Unwritten social standards, norms, decorum.

Don't look under the stalls to see if someone is in there, it's bad bathroom etiquette

by Pebbles B March 1, 2017

GOLDEN BATON

Giving a guy a hand job with a lot of lubricant.

The car was too small to fuck in so we bought some Astro Glide at the Walgreen's and Janice gave me a golden baton.

by creedmoor July 15, 2006

Bathroom Buddy

Someone who works in your building, who you only see on visits to/from the restroom. You have no idea what their name is or what their specific job entails, so exchanges are limited to non-specific pleasantries (e.g. the weather or local sports teams).

A: "Did you see that douche in the paisley shirt today?"
B: "Oh yeah. He's my bathroom buddy. Our bladders are on the same schedule".
A: "You should've heard the fart he let out standing at the urinal"

by icklemickle May 19, 2008

Bato

A rare emotional skinhead who appear only once in 69,999,999,999 years and destined to dickride duterte, and asslicked by tabogos. Who yeets a firecracker into his comrades, and act like a tough guy.

Reincarnation of Mr. Clean
Representative of Johnny sin(bars)

Legend said that his skinhead produced cum once and combined with the squirt that Duterte's cunt produced, and that is how tabogos were born. Better loves story than twilight.

I'm Bato, he is killer and rapist, let's give him a second chance me Bato, me think, me smart.

Oplan tokhang killed thousand of innocents. But me Bato, me think, me said Shit happens.

by Max phane August 26, 2019

School bathroom

What the normies refer to the juul room as in American public schools.

So I get the normies think this is a school bathroom, but it's really annoying to have kids piss in the juul room. It's so disrespectful.

by Fuckmikepence May 5, 2019

Baton rouge

A city in central Louisiana.

I live in Baton Rouge.

by Allison The White Girl February 3, 2005

Bathroom Graffiti

The act of walking into a restroom stall where feces is present and then taking the feces and drawing diagrams and pictures on the walls of the bathroom and the stall.

I was so bored at KFC that when i went into the restroom to wash my hands I decided to layer the walls with bathroom graffiti from someone else's dumpage.

by static1432 November 12, 2009