basket checker

The process of cupping a dudes balls to evaluate the size and stature of the product “at hand” heheheh

Luke is such a basket checker, I saw him grope Jeff’s balls to compare the size of their packages.

by LukeyPukeyBC December 22, 2017

basketball who

Like "kobe!" but better
This popular phrase is typically associated with something totally awesome that just occurred.

*throws trash in bin from across the room*
"Basketball who?!"
or
*throws food in air and catches it in mouth*
(food in mouth) "Bsktbll hooo?!"

by lilpoppybread March 6, 2018

Basket-Ball

Someone who is so out of touch with everything and never knows anything. Basket-Balls also are super loud and usually have a short temper. Finally, the last distinguishing feature of a Basket-Ball is that they always say fight me bro, while they couldn't win a fight against a snail.

Kid 1 - "Hey do you see Bob over there?"
Kid 2 - "Yeah, he's the biggest Basket-Ball in the school!"
Kid 1 - "I know, he Never shuts up."

by eyedcascade March 13, 2018

Basketball Stars

The Best flash game ever.

Bro let's play the best flash game ever, Basketball Stars

by lol gang gang January 27, 2020

Basketballed

The action of getting pelted in the face with a big heavy orange ball

Susie got basketballed and had to go to the infirmary .

by Noon54 January 4, 2021

basket whore

A person who maybe not act provocative or sexual but will if they open up to you enough. they typically look innocent and act a bit nerdy

“By the way that girl was dressed I could tell she was a total basket whore”

by Squishmallowslut October 31, 2021

basketballs

-Synonym for edibles.
-Originated from 2021 swagloretian liverpool trip

00maika: '@everyone u guys wanna do basketballs later?'
aigh00s, RohannyFanny, Maj, K2: 'yeah'
umlexa: *stays sober but comes on vc anyway*
mlsr: *already high*
azzote: *snoozing coz old*

by Verified Definitions October 25, 2022