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Laundry Basket

A large white woman who typically communicates through sexting.
Yo I hit up my laundry basket for pics the other day and she said she wanted to meet up. Fuck that.
by jrobdrifter March 24, 2017
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Montreal basket case

A threesome between a male, female and a shemale. The woman is on her back and spit roasted by the male and shemale. The male and shemale hold each others arms for traction. The position looks like a basket.
What a wild night, I actually Montreal basket cased my girl with a trans, that shit was crazy!
by Kiltwearer May 7, 2018
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Rusty Basketball

A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.
“Dude smell by finger”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”
by FruitSnaxitave December 14, 2018
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Anti-fruit basket

A basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for Valentine's Day.

They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers
Hey I sent him the anti-fruit basket to him yesterday...
THANK YOU!!! NOW HE WON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!
by Enemy of the Demon February 26, 2009
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Packing a Picnic Basket

The female form of masturbation. Where you would say "whacking it, jacking off, etc." for a male, you would say "packing her picnic basket" for a female.
Last night, Jenny was in her room, packing a picnic basket.

Melanie always packs her picnic basket to pictures of Orlando Bloom.
by ConsuelaBananahammock March 3, 2009
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Long Island Bread Basket

When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.
I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.
by Dr. Infant January 26, 2017
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gay nigga laundry basket

The best insult for anybody who TYB. Only used on the rarest occasions. and no way they can pull a reverse card on you
Kyle: I just fucked your bitch
You: gay nigga laundry basket
Kyle: Sorry bro
by bade_boner August 25, 2019
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