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balloon fever

Im completely balloon fever for bridget
by MR RUSSIA May 9, 2005
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balloufest

(N.)- 1) A social gathering marked by 15-20 people crammed in an uncomfortable room drinking MGD and smoking cigarettes.
2) A place where one can relax, play beruit, sleep on a cold floor with ferrets molesting you through the night, and partake in the inevitable awkward situations that trace back to disagreements originating in high-school.
3) What many look forward to in coming home to Fairfield County.
Balloufest: Tankedgiving '05 was huge.
by siblingforefather December 7, 2005
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balloot

An expression used to describe things, objects and stuff when you are unsure what to refer to them as.
What's all this balloot in my room?!
by Claudikk June 9, 2011
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Balloon Tits

Massive tits that are of unhealthy size and or shape. They are so immense that upon falling on them, one will bounce back up.
Dude, that bartender had total balloon tits.
by beachballjugs September 1, 2015
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Water Balloon

When someone urinates in your butt during sex.
I'm going to water balloon that chick later. A nice warm stream right in her butt.
by Missyknowsall September 15, 2009
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balloons

Used condoms floating in the 'rhea river that are bloated and swollen from their long exposure to the liquid sewage. Often found floating with whistles.
Balloons become so bloated from their long journey down the 'rhea river that even the smallest ones end up looking bigger than Magnums.
by Sastwatch January 13, 2009
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Bailoo1

The biggest slimy nonce to ever roam this planet. Preys on mini Chinese girls who look like they are nine years old and lubes his peperami of a penis up with hemp oil to numb his dick so he can last over 2 seconds. If you ever feel like you are a lowlife shitter of a human, just remember Bailoo1 is requesting tissues off his mum to wipe the cum off his sticky cock while laughing at impoverished Chinese citizens.
Watch out, Bailoo1 is about. Get your children inside or they will have had a new ring ripped into them
by AvidStBeesPrivateSchoolHater August 26, 2022
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