Awkward Boy 

A kid whose friend tries to hook you up with by using a naked picture of him on someone else's phone. Usually accompanied by an awkward conversation over the internet using the word 'awkward' many times..

omg it's Awkward Boy!

Dude... is he straight?

i <3 Awkward Boy!

Awkward Boy by pretzelpieee March 24, 2008

Awkward Ashley

This phrase describes a situation, one can have an "awkward ashley" moment. This situation usually involves long periods of silence after someone makes a comment or does something that creates possible tension and nervousness for all involved. Often times one can interject their own name into the phrase, i.e. "Awkward Jane", however it has been found that "Awkward Ashley" flows much easier for 92% of the population.

You tell a story and no one laughs. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.

You make an non-PC comment and everyone is silent. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.

You show up to a party uninvited but felt that it was ok because you knew most of the people there and the host doesn't acknowledge your presence. This is an "Awkward Ashley" moment.

You get the idea..

Awkward Ashley by Awkward Ashley April 21, 2008

Awkward Turtle 

A special hand signal made by placing one hand on top of the other and twiddling the thumbs to create the shape of a swimming Turtle. Used in awkward situations.

Person 1: Hey! I'm awesome!
Persons: ..........

*awkward turtle*
Person 1: lol.

Awkward Turtle by CUTE?SABOTAGE!OPEN-REBELLION! September 8, 2009

awkward turtles 

imaginary turtles that are born after you run into your girlfriend while hanging out with other girls that you didn't tell her about; making it an awkward situation to be included in

woah, 10,000 awkward turtles were just born

awkward turtles by coolkids03 December 16, 2008

Awkward Penis 

Something that is very awkward and deals with awkward male sexuality situations.

Close fists and place them side by side, and move your pointer finger out then curl it back in like a limp penis and say awkward penis.

He had a tiny penis, I couldn't even tell if he was in..

(Hand motion)Awkward Penis!

Awkward Penis by Hanie123 December 6, 2009

Awkward starfish 

1) A situation where it does not hit you right away. Once it is realized, the person then angrily (or amusingly) smacks the other person in the face with their palm, hence an awkward starfish.

2) An excuse to jokingly slap the other person

Person A: Firing a rifle hurts my finger..
Person B: LOL
Person A: ............
Person A: AWKWARD STARFISH *slap*

Awkward starfish by evilgoo May 28, 2009

Awkward Balloon

n. Playing off of the awkward turtle jokes, the awkward balloon is when you use your hands to blow up and tie an imaginary balloon. Then you walk backwards randomly thus creating the name "awkward balloon."

Example 1:
John: Hey Jordan, where do you want to hang out tonight?
Jordan: Let's go to the pants store.
Jimmy: Hey guys, where are you leet haxors going tonight?
*John peforms Awkward Balloon*

Awkward Balloon by John Tom Lom October 15, 2007