Auto-Erotic Taxation

The act of someone who gets off on raising taxes on his own.

Wisconsin Governor, Tony Evers, suffers from auto-erotic taxation.

by Berserker Dave February 2, 2024

Auto-Toilette

A type of car air freshener that somehow have a pretty unique and gross scent. It smells like Ass, Poop, Decomposing dead body, A garbage landfill , decaying food, and the inside of a public restroom at a truck stop. It's the opposite of fresh, like if the idea of fresh were to take a nap in a dumpster for a few weeks.

The word Derived from “Auto” as in automobile and “Toilette” as in toilet, because how bad it smells

"I thought I grabbed a vanilla-scented air freshener at Seven-Eleven, but now my car smells like a sewage plant and expired milk. Guess I accidentally bought an Auto-Toilette."

by EMD F59PHI January 10, 2025

auto-smile

When someone is high asf so they smile automatically for no reason.

"Why is Aaron smiling like that?"
"He's smoked hella pot. He has auto-smile activated."

by badmon61 October 25, 2024

Maschara Auto

A car that is not an instagram asset and considered a piece of shit car, especially by instagram whores and wannabe influencers from Berlin Lichterfelde district who live in a studio apartment but pretend to be loaded in public. Often an Maschara Auto is spit on and the owner is classified as a tool.

Look Mandy, this is a total Maschara Auto - what a piece of shit, I would never date this tool. He is short too....

by AbuAbiad January 16, 2022

Auto-troll

When one has been trolled for so long and so hard that they don't even need to be trolled anymore. They just keep posting text walls of gibberish, providing the troll who enacted auto-troll a priceless victory.

Thing 1: You see SilentRuin on the forums lately? Baron just posts a word or two and SilentRuin spends hours typing responses.

Thing 2: Yeah, Baron's really got him set on Auto-troll.

Thing 1: I've never seen someone on Auto-troll so hard!

Thing 2: Well, Baron's the man.

by s1 October 23, 2012

Auto-mindcontrol

To be controlled by your own mind not realizing what you’re actually doing

;How was your week?

: just work, I don’t remember much.

; oh kind of like auto-mindcontrol?

: yes. Exactly.

by KaySm February 11, 2022

auto-immune disorder

An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.

Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P

by QuacksO July 19, 2018