Chu ain't the mo real

Exactly what it says - you re not the more real...

You may think your cool and all that but Chu ain't the mo real

by Hutch Teck, 1965 August 14, 2021

This ain't my first rodeo

Used to tell someone this ain't the first time you've done something.

When you're planning a sneaky night away with a hot bird. And you tell her we should use a taxi to the hotel instead of using own car and she replies..."yeah taxi, good thinking"

This ain't my first rodeo bhaat

by Buddahsquirtmiester September 25, 2022

if it ain't broke, then break it

A goofy spoof of the motto “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it “.

Guy 1: I got a new Tv!
Guy 2: if it ain’t broke, then break it!
Guy 1: wait nooo!
*Guy 2 breaks the tv*
if it ain't broke, then break it

by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan March 07, 2023

you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.

Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'

by theworldisforked February 26, 2020

ain't no way

A phrase used to describe one's disbelief/disagreement towards a situation

dude 1: Yo did you know Drake's dick looks like a snake?
dude 2: Ain't no way bruh.

by realschlong24 February 18, 2024

Bitch ain't dying

A bitch may want to experience death but a bitch don't want to die that way

"A bitch ain't dying like that"

by Biggaytime September 19, 2019

ain't no simp

The opposite of a simp. what did you expect idiot?

egirl: help i am hanging off a cliff

sugma: AIN'T NO SIMP

by Kasprin June 30, 2023