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africanet

Used to describe an internet connection that disconnects frequently, is slow, or is just downright awful.
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Dan says (7:03 PM):
*do you have africanet?

Aserus says (7:04 PM):
*yes
by Famousstevesurpise August 4, 2011
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South African Handjob

A back rub, generally unsolicited, which may be performed with or without clothing.
WTF, I was just sitting there and Stan came up behind me and gave me a South African handjob. What a fooking prawn.
by Yellow TLR June 6, 2011
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South african snake trap

a form of torture where you are buried and only your weiner hangs out to attract predators to munch, eat, ravage, enjoy, engulf, gobble, destroy, demolish, slurp, smash, peel,or claw your genatalia.
--jim pissed me off so much after 5th period i put him in a south african snake trap in the soundbox at school.
by louie longlegs July 3, 2012
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'booked his africa tickets'

is crazy, loony, or on the verge of a psychotic break.

(note: this refers to civil unrest, poverty, and disease, not race in any respect.)
"don't mind his crazy behavior, he 'booked his africa tickets' months ago."

"work was so hectic today i was this' close to booking my africa tickets."

"dude, i'm about to book my africa tickets."
"girl, tell me about it- i already got mine."
by gdslittlebrother December 4, 2007
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South Africa

most established country in Africa. is not made up of only black people, is not one of the most AIDS afflicted countries in Africa, has cities and towns, new technology. doesnt have animals running wild every.they are in game parks.(FYI: tigers are not a natural animal of Africa)also the best country in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"if you're from africa, why are you white" (mean girls)
" South Africa, does that mean you have AIDS?" (Maggie)
"Do you throw spears at trees when you lived in SOUTH AFRICA?" (ali)
"Do you have like lions and tigers wandering around your backyard?"
by Miss South Africa September 6, 2008
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African-American

African-American is an (ETHNICITY), just as valid as Italian-American, German-American, Japanese-American Kenyan-American, Nigerian-American, Egyptian-America etc.

The Black Americans that are *descendants* of African slaves that were FORCED to come to America, NOT to be confused with Africans that (VOLUNTARILY) *immigrated* to America AFTER slavery ended.
Not all Blacks in America are African-American.

President Barack Obama is NOT an African-American, he knows that his father is from Kenya and that his mom is American thus he is *Kenyan-American* his wife is African-American. Also American Blacks are called BLACK for 'general purposes' however, "African-American" for FORMAL purposes ie, job applications, legal documentation etc.
by Ashcan May 9, 2010
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African American

An ethnicity (not a race) that is equivalent to "Asian American" or "Latino/Hispanic American" and is used to designate the population descended from enslaved Africans in the US (and sometimes the Americas in general). It is not synonymous or interchangeable with "black" which is a racial category and may include African Americans (formerly Afro-Americans or American Negroes), Afro-Caribbean people, Afro-Latino people, or any other group that may be racially defined as black. The choice to identify as African American has nothing to do with nationality or race, but with a unique cultural heritage that developed in the US. Therefore, the critique that African Americans are not "African" because they were not born in Africa is irrelevant and as nonsensical as saying that a 10th generation Asian American is not Asian because they weren't born there- the titles are meant to recognize recent origins, current cultural practices, and identities that are distinct from mainstream white American culture (although its forms are often appropriated by mainstream white American culture).
White person who's terrified of difference and of really thinking about history because it means she has to acknowledge that her ancestors were pricks: "You're no more African than I am European."
African American: "That's true but the implications of someone looking at us and guessing that my ancestors were African and that yours were European are pretty freakin different, asshole. Read a history book and maybe you'll figure out why."
by reading_rainbow May 23, 2012
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