dependent adulting

adulting in parents’ money

Adulting? Nah, dependent adulting

by Justanotherbrowngirl February 27, 2022

Adult girlie

its another word for a young lady. I made up this term some months ago and can refer to an adult female between the ages of 18 to 39, given they are youthful looking.

Look at that fine young lady serving us. She is what I would like to call an 'adult girlie. She could not be far past 21, as she is serving us beer.

by JMetal January 25, 2024

Adult hours

Anytime between 11pm-6 am people who are up mostly watching tv night owls gangsters or just can’t sleep

You walking the city streets at real nigga adult hours don’t get caught lacking fool

by KingInnaEarth February 01, 2021

dirty adult

The act of submerging an adult in liquid jelly with their arse sticking out. Then freezing them for 43 hours before taking them out and shoving your arm shoulder deep into their rectum

Yo I did a dirty adult
Atta boy

by cjiblue December 12, 2022

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 14, 2017

Adult Daycare

Adult Daycare is prison. You spend all day eating, doing "art", and playing with fellow adults your age while you're also taken care of by the prison and your daddy Bubba.

Kid: "Mom where's my dad?"
Mom: "He's in Adult Daycare sweetie."

by Spidermanismymomanddaddy November 25, 2021

Adult minute

The period of time in which an adult takes to do something after telling a child “in a minute”. The adult minute can be a period of time lasting anywhere from 5 regular minutes to hours. Or maybe never…

Kid: Hey Mom can you take me to the Park?
Mom: Yeah in a minute… (“adult minute”)
Kid: ☠️

by Katthekrazy June 22, 2023