Abdolvahab

the coolest fucking last name you will ever have

i'd love to be an abdolvahab

by pancakesinthesky September 23, 2011

abbolicious

A woman with amazing abdominal muscles.

The Poll dance instructor is abbolicious.

by cal3529 October 28, 2011

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

Abolobolie

The state of being so high that one is easily confused by simple things, has difficulty following conversations, and at times over analyzing situations to the point were the person has effectively confused him/herself to a point of irritation and obsessive confusion.

A: "dude, why is he asking so many damn questions"
B: "he has reached a state of abolobolie"

A: "dude, why do humans drink water out of a cup and not out of their hands?"
B "Man, you are aboloboling, chill out"

by usegs May 28, 2013

absolute andrew

A kind of cocktail.

"Hey did you try Absolute Andrew?"
"Nah man, I prefer Absolute Ashley."

by Hola213 December 7, 2013

absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.

'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'

by jamiej13 May 28, 2014

Absolikely

You're sure you're right but you're hedging your bet.

Are you sure the capital of California is Sacramento? Absolikely!

by gorillapoop July 28, 2015