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The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).
"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."
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"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."
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A: "dude, why is he asking so many damn questions"
B: "he has reached a state of abolobolie"
A: "dude, why do humans drink water out of a cup and not out of their hands?"
B "Man, you are aboloboling, chill out"
B: "he has reached a state of abolobolie"
A: "dude, why do humans drink water out of a cup and not out of their hands?"
B "Man, you are aboloboling, chill out"
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the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.
the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.
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