michael

a person who dates one girl after another. often says "lolcats" to EVERYTHING. obnoxious. all he does is skate. he will use you just for attention. his mom is a stripper. he'll tell you he loves you then an hour later he will break up with you.

me: ahhh i just broke my arm it hurts
michael: lolcats
me: lets hang out
michael: lolcats

michael: baby i love you.
*two hours later*
michael: i love you but im breaking up with you.

by cottonbawlz June 22, 2010

Michael

A man that much is known about him he normally hides out in seedy bars playing buck hunter till early hours of the morning has many a nickname: billy botson, botswana, mickey b, mickey botson, ibbo, 50 cent, nippys, BOTSON, and many more

chad: oi gos did you see plates eat shit in buckhunter?
gos: yeah he need to wash those dishes!
michael: oh man i suck.

by looneyray January 19, 2011

Michael

1.Someone who walks around work giving "top-tips" and "throwing it out there" even though it's evident he has no idea.

2. A person with poor personal hygeine.

3. A small penis.

4. An individual incapable of cooking a BBQ.

Simon: Did you see that guy wandering around doing a Michael?

Sandi: Yeah, and he stinks like a Michael too.

Simon: I bet you he's got a Michael.

Sandi: I wouldn't want to eat at his place, he's probably a Michael.

by Smoboss February 10, 2010

Michael

A jerk who breaks up with girls for no reason.

Because I'm Michael. Duh.

by KCoolAllTheNamesAreBeingUsed April 22, 2011

Michael

A fat fucking cunt that likes dick in his mouth and ass. Sometimes his dad has bad war memories and Michael needs to fuck his dad to make him feel better. He sucks the most cocks out of the whole school. He only talk to special little kids

Omg Michael pls suck my dick

I already I'm 😉

by I just fucked your bitch February 27, 2017

Michael

That dude that used to ride motorcycles

Like the line in that song by Nicki Minaj. This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles-

by Misty Kerns February 3, 2015

Michael

The most fuckiest person in the world. is terrible in bed. small dick. has no self asteem. dumps girls for no fucking reason. ugly short stock of broccoli. lovees alexis emilys and anas. likes three sums. Fucks himself at. good friend

A: "hey michael, what are you doing tonight?"
M: "fucking my self, three sum

by youdeserveitbitch. April 17, 2010