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Manch Dressing

Male ejactulation.
Dude 1: This girl was a champ dirty talker! While she's sucking and beating me off she said "Give all your Manch Dressing Daddy" I blew load right there! And she swallowed all of it!

Dude 2: Marry her!
by MarcMars June 14, 2018
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The colours of the dress

A situation or concern so ambiguous nobody can agree. An existential loophole.
1. Cedric and Anna are arguing over the existence of God again… The colours of the dress, man.
2. Tea or coffee? Here we go again, the colours of the dress!
by Ervaela February 27, 2015
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"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."
"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
by eggsaladsocks September 24, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>All Individuals Wnat TO Do Is Tell Fim Indsutry Employees HOw To Dress Stylistically ANd They Are RIght Before work, Period, Full-stop, Punctuaction<.7.9.7.6.>
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how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 11, 2023
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the dress is dressing

Doing what it's supposed to do. Looking good
She is wearing that dress. The dress is dressing.
by anonymous March 21, 2025
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National dress up as bf/gf day

August 5th is national dress up as your bf/gf day so dress up as your romantic partner
It's National dress up as bf/gf day so dress of as your bf or gf
by Yourmomsjuicypussy September 25, 2022
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