Shoblin Goblin

Shoblin Goblins are mythical creatures that prey on the cereal supply in people's houses. It is well known that their favorite meal is corn flakes. Although typically nocturnal, Shoblin Goblins have been known to occasionally camp outside Walmart Supercenters waiting for people to exit with corn flakes in their shopping carts. Their primary form of attack is breaking into homes and rolling up to the foot of a person's bed, before screaming "Gimmie all your corn flakes bitch" and flailing around. If a person makes eye contact with a Shoblin Goblin at night, they enter a form of sleep paralysis and proceed to shit and piss themselves at the same time. To make the situation worse, they have to powerlessly watch as the Shoblin Goblin tears apart their pantries in search of corn flakes. Shoblin Goblins are short in stature, and relatively passive unless corn flakes are involved. Their voices are said to sound like Golem from lord of the rings but more congested. In the event that you are faced with a Shoblin Goblin, it is important to remember to call your resident Shleeble warrior to come kill it.

Did you hear what happened to Demetrius the other day?! He got jumped by a Shoblin Goblin and might not ever eat a box of cornflakes again!

by Cheeble November 21, 2020

Goblin cult

a group of weird strangers becoming a family

Hey did you join the goblin cult

by Gmar September 15, 2019

uberlicious goblin

when someone thinks they have everything and wants to show off but really there just a bitch

Wow Jenny such an uberlicious goblin

by My slaying queen May 6, 2018

goblin gems

This is a gay fag that uses a mega knight rush deck

Oh his name is goblin gems he probably eats dick

by Aygoblin gem gay af June 21, 2021

Goblin stomp

When a real man shows odjection by dancing and thrashing to an unjust finger placement

Touch his backside again and Brandon will do the goblin stomp for half price

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 2, 2017

Nicotine Goblin

A nicotine goblin is a term used to describe person addicted to products containing nicotine such as cigarettes, but especially vapes and pens.
These people turn into nicotine goblins when facing forced withdrawals, usually from misplacing their vape.

Billy: Holy hell Jessica’s apartment was trashed.

Tony: She’s been tearing the place apart

looking for her vape, that girl is a nicotine goblin.

by Wannabatonda zuglooch February 22, 2023

Chat goblins

People who on group chat talk with each other often ignoring the rest of the group, mostly talking with emojis.

-They are so annoying
-Yeah they are such Chat goblins

by Sum ok m8 December 1, 2017