by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021

Yogurt you is a term for finishing on your partners face and then letting it sit and coagulate to the consistency of yogurt.
Jim: "And Sarah told me to yogurt her man, no lie"
Jack: "So she just sat there and let it coagulate?? Freaky."
Yogurt you, the action of finishing on your partners face and letting it coagulate.
Jack: "So she just sat there and let it coagulate?? Freaky."
Yogurt you, the action of finishing on your partners face and letting it coagulate.
by L0ng_d0ng_silv3r May 10, 2016

When you mix diary-based beverages (milk, bailey's, etc.) with highly acidic ingredients (lime juice, sloe gin, etc.) and the resulting mixture coagulates into a yogurt consistency. Also commonly known as the cement mixer effect.
"Today we're gonna create a shooter that may, if you use the right sloe gin, give you a yogurt effect"
by TangyBBQ May 1, 2025

The type of female that shares infuriating things on her story, even tho she knows that shit is infuriating her boyfriend and makes him look weird in his homies eyes.
by MartiFromBg November 20, 2023

Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.
She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.
by Mcgwicko April 17, 2021

A yogurt male is anyone,or anything that is absolute trash and is at the bottom of the brogle hierarchy. Yogurt males are frowned upon by every race for being such garbage in every aspect of life.
Look at Mary over there,she so trash at COD all I want to do is bury her in a whole and leave her for dead. Such a yogurt male.
by Horsey Flonkey December 16, 2021

by ftothek June 17, 2022
