by koolterrorist May 11, 2023

When a man takes the semen of a moose and mixes it with his semen and eats it or serves it to someone else
by anonymous September 27, 2025

A yogurt hoe is; a female who may partake in a “whore-ly” amount of sexual activities on top of one’s Yogurt Hose
by Big ol stinky taint February 23, 2025

"Hey, I just downloaded this game called FartKnit today! Want to play it with me?"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 1, 2021

When your staring at a girl with big double d boozums and you drop you yogurt and your dick falls out of your pants because the boozums are too distracting.
by Dr dickdestroyer May 30, 2019

by das bouk! July 31, 2021

A person who is so absolutely horrible that no profanity will do, resulting in you using obscure and random insults.
“Don’t look at me like that you infantile, yogurt licking imp!”
“God you’re such a fucking Yogurt Licker!”
“God you’re such a fucking Yogurt Licker!”
by FunnyDollar January 23, 2021
